I'm still Drunk (The Life and Times of Marcus DeWalt) - FOLK HOGAN

I’m still Drunk (The Life and Times of Marcus DeWalt)

If I wake up in the morning,
Then it means that I survived,
Groggy faced and damn this place,
Cause I’m still drunk.

I am surely not afraid,
Of any dog that bites,
I’ll puke in the sink and have a drink
Cause I’m still drunk.

It seems the dawn has come,
Before the hangover has kicked in,
Well never fear, just have a beer,
Cause I’m still drunk.

If I wake up in the morning,
With a lady my side,
She’s still pretty to me ’cause I can’t see,
Cause I’m still drunk.

And I’m still drunk,
there’s nothing left to fear,
I’m still drunk,
Hey have another beer.
I’m still drunk,
There’s a party in my gut,
I’m still drunk,
Unless it comes back up.

If I wake up in the morning,
And I find myself in jail,
I’ll pay the bail, and drink some ale,
Cause I’m still drunk

I’m the first one at the bar,
I’m everyone’s best friend,
When it last call, I hate you all,
Cause I’m still drunk.

If you have a party,
It doesn’t start till I arrive,
It’s ten past one, let’s have some fun,
Cause I’m still drunk.

I find a luck lady,
Who wants to lay with me,
She’s a perky D-cup,  I can’t get it up
Cause I’m too drunk.

I’m still drunk
There’s nothing left to fear
I’m still drunk
Hey have another beer
I’m still drunk
There’s a party in my gut
I’m still drunk
Unless it comes back up

When I go to make my way on home,
I’m drinking, driving, talking on the telephone
You say you’d like a ride home too,
I would hate to drink and drive without you.

If I wake up in the morning,
Then it means that survived,
Groggy faced and damn this place,
Cause I’m still drunk.

I’m still drunk
There’s nothing left to fear
I’m still drunk
Hey have another beer
I’m still drunk
There’s a party in my gut
I’m still drunk
Unless it comes back up

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