I never eat in the morning it’s cigarettes and coffee
and I’m usually quite nasty and mean
With a helping a caffeine and a serving of nicotine
and a splash of something obscene
I’m starting to see how my day will be
It’s grand, and it’s great, and it’s good
My friends come to visit
They’re telling their stories
Of times when we were all young
It seems crazies are cursed
and it’s got ten times worse
As the days and the years have gone on
I’m starting to see how my life will be
and it’s awesome, and it’s more fun than drugs
Soon the drinking begins
Soon the drinking begins
and I’ll have whiskey for breakfast once again
I never dance at a party unless i’m totally sloshed
By then all my best favorite dance moves are lost
I just flail all around and sorta kick on the ground
and I think about all of the sweet whiskey I found
I’m starting to see how my life will be
and it’s awesome and it’s more fun than school
Soon the drinking begins
Soon the drinking begins
and I’ll have whiskey for breakfast once again